At Home Tattoo Removal

Some of us have them, the lucky ones don't.....the awful tattoo that you would kill to get rid of.

This not-so-lovely tulip tattoo was the result of one too many margaritas and I regretted it the next day!

I have already been through laser and could not afford to go down that route again, so I started searching online for an alternative. Did I mention I also tried Wrecking Balm with no results??

Forgive me for not taking pics of the entire process, but I had no idea this would work so well. The results were truly astonishing.

The Beginning:

Here is a pic of my wrist tattoo from a few months ago. Sorry for the lack of close ups, this was the best pic I could find.

This is how simple it is:

I took a half a cup of kosher salt with a half a cup of water and rubbed on my tattoo (with a soft cloth) for 30 minutes, continuously dipping my rag in the salt water.  Honestly the first 20 minutes just felt like a salt scrub, but the last ten was a bit stingy.  I also was drinking wine and would highly suggest watching some smut on t.v. to keep yourself distracted.

The following day I put my wrist under water and sprinkled on some salt for a second treatment. *Salt has been used for centuries to treat wounds/infections because it pulls all of the impurities out of your skin. I let that salt sit for about 20-30 minutes and then gave it a good rinse with Dial antibacterial soap.

The area will get slightly bloody, so it needs to be treated like any other wound. Keep it clean! It is NOT my fault if you are dirty and get an infection!!

I  got a lot of flack afterwards when my scab was gross, but now people are simply amazed that my tattoo has been totally removed. So here comes the gross pics..... 

 And here we are 5 weeks later. I still have an area that reminds me of my tragic bike accident of 2009, but I know in time my skin will be completely back to normal.

And here is my 7 month update...barely recognizable! You can still see some traces of black ink, but I can totally live with that!

Be kind to your skin, keep the area moisturized (esp during the scabbing process). I used lots of coconut oil and Eucerin multiple times a day.

Scroll down for the gross scab pics....

This was about two days afterwards:

About 2 weeks later, the scab came off with the whole fudging tattoo!! Crazy!

How to Save Your Ovaries...Naturally

90 million women across the world suffer from endometriosis. On average, it happens to women in their late 20's/early 30's; typically when you have not bared children. Apparently we should have kids before we are ready...thanks universe.

I was diagnosed about 3 years ago, and was given three treatment options: get pregnant, get on birth control, or have surgery. I worked in an OR at the time, so it was only natural that I went with option 3. Afterwards, I was put on birth control (b/c it was the only medical solution).

So time passed, I went about my business, and eventually got really sick of it. I still had symptoms and hated the pill. I went online and started researching. It didn't take long to come across information on two homeopathic drugs: Vitex and Dong Quai. So naturally, I gave it a whirl.

That was over a year ago and I have never felt better. I quit birth control, got on all natural drugs, and have had ZERO side effects.

If you have any issues with your ovaries, this is worth a shot.

Benefits of Vitex:

It helps to balance the ovarian hormones by increasing the level of progesterone
Helps balance the menstrual cycle
Modulates high levels of prolactin, which can aggravate PMS symptoms
Aleviates some common symptoms of menopause(including hot flashes & depression)

Benefits of Dong Quai:

Contains ferulic acid, a pain reliever and muscle relaxer
Used for effectively treating PMS, arthritis, and lowering blood pressure

There are also health concerns for Dong Quai, so please do your own homework.

Keep in mind, you have to take the drugs EVERY DAY. Natural drugs also take a few weeks to take effect in your body.

The total cost? About $12 a month. You can find both of these pills at Whole Foods and Central Market

Now let me just state my disclosure: I am not a doctor, I am only telling you what worked for me. And what worked for me is truly magical.

I am in love with alternative medicine. This is my all time favorite website for natural cures. http://www.earthclinic.com/

The Amazing Benefits of Apple Cider Vinegar

If you know me, even just a little bit, you have probably heard me ranting on about the glory of apple cider vinegar. It's medicinal properties are endless, and I am officially a daily drinker of this miracle juice.

For the past few years I have had a strange growth appear on my chin. It hangs out festering and being nasty for about 3-4 weeks every 6 months or so. I have been to 2 doctors about it, with no explanation other than offering me a prescription for antibiotics (no thank you). Since taking ACV I have seen nothing but a glorious happy chin (it's been over a year). At our last meeting one of our members told me that it has really helped with her allergies, and I have noticed being exceptionally regular since my daily use. Sorry girls, I know real ladies don't talk about "their business," but when it's healthy and on time every day, that's something to brag about.

Health benefits of ACV:

Arthritis Relief
Diabetes Control
Metabolism Booster
Lowing Cholesterol
Weight Loss
Detox/Immune System Boost
Diarrhea/Food Poisoning/General Stomach Issues
Asthma Control
Allergies
Fighting Cancerous Growth
Skin Care
Urinary Tract Infections
Cronic heartburn relief (I can personally attest to this)

Pregnant? ACV can help reduce acid reflux, morning sickness and leg cramps

Other benefits:
Antibacterial and anti-fungal
Remineralizes the body
Helps normalize the blood’s alkaline acid balance
Packed with 30 vitamins, pectin, beta-carotene and minerals


Shop smart and spend the extra $2. There is a very distinct difference between regular apple cider vinegar and raw, unfiltered and un-distilled apple cider vinegar. The vinegar you buy in a grocery store has been processed and pasteurized and has lost the magical enzymes and nutrients. Even the organic Whole Foods brand has been pasteurized. Braggs is the way to go.

I drink about 2TBS of ACV a day. It is an acquired taste, so here are some tasty recipes to get you in the "mood."

"Warm Tea"
1 TBS ACV
6-8oz hot water
1 TBS Honey or Agave Nectar

Apple/Citrus Treat
1 TBS ACV
6-8oz filtered water
1/2 lemon or lime

Spiked Iced Tea
1 TBS ACV
6-8oz iced tea
Squeeze of Lemon (optional)


You know what else is awesome about ACV??

This:



We recently had a massive gnat infestation in our kitchen and normally I would just pour some bleach down the drain and call it a day. BUT I have thrown out all of the chemicals in my house and have turned to the all-mighty vinegar. Pour about an inch into a glass and cover with plastic wrap. Poke about 3-4 holes in the plastic and watch the bastards die.

Home Made Lip Balm

Sasha, the sassy mother of two, came over last week to gossip, drink some Shiner Ruby Red Bird, and to share her knowledge of lip balm badassery. This was the EASIEST thing to do, and I now have a lifetime supply of lip balm that is totally rad... because I can't seem to keep a tube around for more than 3 and half days.

The following recipe will take about 15 minutes, and make about 8-10 regular sized tubes. Most of the ingredients can be found at your local Whole Foods or as we like to call it Whole Paycheck.

3 Tablespoons of Beeswax

3.75 Tablespoons of Coconut Oil

2.25 Tablespoons of Cocoa Butter

6 Tablespoons of Almond Oil

10 Drops of Essential Oil (Peppermint and Tangerine work well)

5 Capsules of Vitamin E

**These amounts do not have to be exact, but for a firmer balm, add more beeswax**

**And for a firmer butt... go rollerskating**

You can measure it all out on this handy dandy drug scale. Just wipe off all of the cocaine residue first.

Add all of the ingredients together and heat in either the microwave or in a jar in a pan of hot water. We used these ultra cute beakers that you can score online!

Once it has all melted you need to pour it into a chapstick tube. (Don't worry I posted a picture below for those of you that have been living in a cave and have never used lip balm and have crusty catfish lips.) These can also be purchased online in bulk... depending on how much you are willing to spend. Other wise you can pour it into a jar and just use your fingers to scoop out the balm.... in which case you will never be able to share..because that is just nasty.

Look at that pouring technique. Be jealous.

After you are done pouring the mixture into tubes make sure and use a bunch of dish towels to wipe up the oily mess, and then throw them into the laundry with your favorite T-shirt.... it won't stain it at all. ( don't do this.)

NO MORE CRUSTY CATFISH LIPS!!